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1、 男方每月上缴女方返乡探亲费100元。如本年度女方并无返乡打算,则所留费用奖励女方。
2、 男方另外支付100元人民币每月,供女方做化妆费用。如若不够女方自行解决。
3、 女方享受每月打男方1次的权利,权利不可以累计,年终用不完的打人次数自动清零。
4、 女方每周可以在可行性范围内提一个要求,男方不得反抗,女方可以随意挑选地点、时间。
5、 男方负责做饭,每天都要三菜一汤,一个星期内一道菜不可以重复两次以上,并负责收拾碗筷。洗碗由女方负责。家务同时也主要由女方承担。
6、 男方要定期给女方买衣服,具体额度女方自己掌握,不过以一次不超过300元人民币为限度。
7、 男方不得和女方争电视,但是女方所观看之节目要同时为男方所接受,否则男方可以换台。
8、 男方不得与女方争洗手间,即使内急也不行,女士优先。
9、 男方偷看其他美女被抓获,将被适当罚款,或者用罚站方式抵补,时间由女方掌握。女方如若偷看帅哥,男方要自我检讨。
10、 男方每天要夸奖女方漂亮。但是女方不可嫌弃男方长相。
11、 男方每月出差时间不得超过三天,否则将被罚款,超过一天罚款200元人民币。
12、 男方每年至少带女方出去旅游一次,距离在__公里以内。
13、 其他事宜,由女方提出,可以适当增减,男方无权反对,也无权提出议案。前提是必须在可实施范围内,不得伤害男方。
以上所有问题的解释权在女方!以上13条男女双方同住即时生效。
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老公检讨书
self-criticism of me
亲爱的老婆:
my dearly beloved wife:
首先对你说最后一句对不起。
我答应过自己很多对你要做的事情,我想为你做所有我能做的事情,好好爱你。
first of all, i am going to say i’m sorry for the last time.
i have promised myself to do many things for you, i would like to do all that i can for you, love you decently.
你为了我做了很多,但我总是不满足,你的爱就像一种可以让我上瘾的毒药,欲罢不能,总是想要更多。
you did a lot for me, but i am always not quite satisfied, your love to me like an addictive poison, can not but carry on, always want more.
自从那次事件之后,咱们的争吵就开始了,每次都是我引起,总在怀疑你,为了解决我心里不知道怎么出现的一个个小疑问,一遍一遍的跟我解释同样的问题,说同样的答案,之后便是你感受到的挫败和伤心。
since that incident, we began the quarrel, and every time i raise up the question. always suspecting you, in order to solve the problem that even me, myself do not know how that small doubt came up. over and over again with the same problem and you e_plained that with the same answer, and then is frustrated and sad that left to you.
我不喜欢和你不欢而散,留着问题,或者你觉得自己可以消化,我说过,那样总是消化最后一定会出问题,我要跟你在一起一辈子的,不想有那样的事情发生。
i do not like to just say byebye in a sad mood , keep the questions awake, or let you think you can fi_ it yourself, i have said that, as it always will be the big problems after things that remained unsolved, i want a lifetime with you, and do not want that to happen.
好像每次都是在我做错几分钟之内便完全意识到自己的幼稚或者没为你着想,后悔药哪买去?
it seems that, every time i done something wrong and in the few minutes i am fully aware of my own fault. my naive or not think for you, what drugs to buy to regret?
是你让我重新感受到感情世界的存在,以前觉得那只是一群头脑发热的人为自己编造的世界,但自从有了你,一切都不一样了,世界似乎都在我眼中变得不一样,一切因为有你。
it was you that let me regain the feelings of the e_istence of the world of love, in the past that i thought that it is only a group of people created the world of their own, but since i am with you, everything is different; the world seems changed in my eyes, like all because of you.
和你在一起这四个月我很开心,不管高兴的时候还是吵架,我都很开心,因为我和你在一起,希望这短暂的磨合期可以让我们以后的路更平坦。
these four months together with you, i am very happy, no matter when quarrel or pleased, i am all very happy. because i’m still with you. i hope that this period will let our journey become more smooth and favoring.
我想和你说,我以后不会再大声嚷你,多为你着想一点,那天是我不对。事实证明,老婆永远是对的,我会记着的。
i want to tell you that, i will never shout to you ever again. think of a little more for you. it’s my bad that day. facts have proved that my wife is always right, i will always remember that.
我想和你说,过的事情,说过过去了就再也不提,只有咱俩,我也不会再拿那种事情来开玩笑,逗你了,我心里只有你,原谅我的幼稚。
i want to tell you that, things have been, we have said passed on, just let them go. and now it’s only you and me, i will not use that kind of things to joke you around or to tease you with that, my heart is the shape of you, forgive my childish.
我想和你说,你是最好的,是对我最好的,你了解我,关注我的感受,为了我放弃了很多,只要跟我在一起,感动一直在我心里,我永远也不会忘记。
i want to tell you that, you are the best of my best, you understand me, always concern for my feelings, you gave up a lot for me. you only wanted to be with me. my heart has been truly touched and i never forget.
我确实像你说的是个醋坛子,在吃醋这方面确实很多人都比不上我,生怕其他人也像我一样喜欢你。
i really like a king of jealousness like you said, in the field of jealousy, i am always a winner. i am afraid that other people also like you like i do.
我想和你说,每次和你分开都盼望着时间赶快过,吃完中饭想晚饭,吃完晚饭想着陪你打水……
i want to tell you that, every time parted with you, i am looking forward the time could pass as soon as possible, and thought about dinner while eating lunch, thought about getting hot water while having dinner... ...
我想和你说,我不会再骗你,从小事情到大事情,也希望老婆大人,大人有大量,既往不咎。
i want to tell you that, i am not going to lie to you any more, from small things to big. you have my word. i hope you can give me another chance, believe in me.
我想和你说,我以后一定注意前言不搭后语的毛病,只要每句都是实话,就不会再发生这种情况了。
i want to tell you that, i will certainly pay attention to my problems of the word before and now don’t match, as long as every line is all truth , something like that will never happen again.
我想和你说,你在我心里一直是第一位的,李和衣都比不上我对你的感情,这种强烈的感觉只有和你才能感受到,我以后不会拿你和她们比,她们没资格。
i want to tell you that, you have always been comes the first in my heart, li or yi cannot compare with what i have feelings for you, this strong feeling is only with you, i will not get you and them to compare, they did not eligible.
我想和你说,我大男子主义挺严重的我自己也知道,我也是自尊心很强,我会尽量去改变,你会看得到的。
i want to tell you that, i have big man attitude and i know that. i am also a very strong self-esteem person. i am trying to change, you will see.
我想和你说,你就是你,我喜欢的就是你,我不会去试图改变你,因为你觉得自己可以为我改变的已经在改变了,我能看到。
i want to tell you that, you are you, like no others. i like you, i will not try to change you any more, because you have changed yourself for me, i can see that.
我想和你说,我要更加尊重你,尊重你的感受,尊重你的行为,尊重你独立的人格。
i want to tell you that, i want more respect for you, respect your feelings and respect for your behavior, respect for the independence of your personality.
你是我的老婆,你是我的,同时我也是你的,我喜欢这种从没有过的归属感,你应该也是吧。
you are my wife, you are mine, at the same time i am also yours. i like this feeling of belonging together which i never had, i think you may feel the same way too.
我今晚本想写很多,但觉得咱们心里都知道,很多事情不用说也都明白。
i wanted to write a lot more tonight, but i think we all know lots of things better remained unsaid.
我想了很多,关于我们。我想我们一定可以成功的走下去。我会一直在你身边,不管发生什么。
i thought a lot, about us. i think we can make it, no matter what happens, i will be right here beside you. i have faith in us.
希望今天能成为我们感情的崭新的起点。我会为了我们的未来努力奋斗的!
i hope that this will become a new starting point of our relationship. i will strive for our future!
我爱你!
i love you!
老公
your dearly beloved husband
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亲爱的老婆:
自古云:“夫妻之情在于信”,这句话说明夫妻关系建立在信任的基础上,倘若男女之间连基本的信任都没有,那么关系如何长久发展,这样不信任的感情终日在猜忌、担心中度过,对双方来说将是多么可悲的事。
视转当下的我,正是犯下了这极为严重的错误,我这样的不信任行为给女友大人造成了很大的伤害,让女友大人这段时间的心情一直不好。每每想到这点,我就觉得非常愧疚,非常难过。
在此,我向女友大人表示深深地抱歉。并郑重地向您说一句:非常抱歉,我错了!对于我这样无比恶劣的行为,以下是我针对自己错误做出深刻的保证和改正措施:
第一,这次错误反映我在男女相处知识攻略方面存在的严重不足。通过这次错误的反省,我深刻明白了自己的错误,今后一定要加强对情感把握能力的重视,我也认识到这方面的才能、觉悟需要通过长期的学习积累和领悟。因此今后我抽空要积极去图书馆找情感相处相关书籍弥补,尤其是要从深层次上体会,“信任”在男女感情发展方面的重要性。努力认真地学习、训练,逐渐地,争取培养和领悟出一份良好的思想觉悟。
第二,这次错误反映我个人比较自卑,这有关我最近工作较忙,在自己的面容方面打理得不够,发型也很乱了。从今往后,我要积极整理自己的妆容,积极改善自己的外貌,工作方面也积极进取,争取重塑自信。第三,这次错误反映我对你不够关心。今后我一定给自己制定一份详细的感情培养时刻表,花更多的时间关心你,陪你逛街、看电影、吃冰激凌等等等等等等等等等等!在此,我发誓今后我一定要积极努力地改正错误,以诚恳、务实、信任、体贴的态度来对待你,对待我们这份珍贵的爱情。
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